Yours Whimsically - Part 8: Book Thieves

After Class 7, I had an opportunity to go on a trek to the Himalayas. It was successful, with some lessons on independence and responsibility for a boy just entering into his teens. On returning, one of my uncles, a writer himself, asked me to write down my experiences in the form of a travelogue. In hindsight, I think it was merely a passing remark or at the most, he meant it as an exercise in organizing my thoughts on paper. However, I took it seriously. So serious that even before I wrote a single word, I was mentally writing down a guest list for the book release and rehearsing a few lines of the speech I would make at the event, desperately trying to sound mature beyond my years!

It took me a couple of months to complete the first (and only) draft. A full eighty-pages of a king-sized notebook. When my uncle came home, he glanced through the draft and even read a few lines aloud, acknowledging and appreciating the effort. He agreed to read it and review it, before any thought could be given to publishing it. He took it home and while they were shifting houses a few days later, the book seemed to have developed a will of its own and disappeared from the face of the earth. That was the last I ever heard of my nameless travelogue.

Some of us in the family share a similar interest in books. Relatives who come home, at the least, glance cursorily at the collection before leaving. These are moments of tremendous anxiety for my brother and me. 'What if they decide to take a book which we plan to read?' Children in Indian households are brought up to never say 'No' to elders and specially, relatives. However, that is not the only reason for our anxiety. Experience has taught us that every now and then, we invariably bid farewell to a book for the very last time. Any attempt to convince our parents to ask the concerned party to respectfully return the book to the rightful owners is met with "What would she think if we asked - for a mere book?" It is very difficult to fathom the undercurrents at play in a middle-class Indian family. For some days, my brother and I employed the (seemingly rude) strategy of rehabilitating vulnerable books in our wardrobes (where nobody would look into) at any remote sign of impending 'danger'!

Trysts with friends in this regard haven't been positive either. The very first time a friend of mine borrowed a book was when we were in high-school. Those were times when '3 Idiots' was rewriting box-office records and my friend felt compelled to read Chetan Bhagat's 'Five Point Someone'. I am not sure if he read the book or otherwise. However, it has been more than six years since and there is no sign of the book being returned. While some may argue that it worked in my favor by ridding me of a Chetan Bhagat book, it is, ultimately, a book.

It is for these reasons that we came up with a not-so-rude strategy the last time we reorganized the book shelf. We now have a catalogue of all the books in our possession. Every time a book leaves the perimeter of the house, it is dutifully recorded into the catalogue, with details of who it has been taken by and when.

It is not that the idea of a Kindle hasn't crossed the mind. But then, electronic copies of books, however convenient, don't give you an opportunity to show off the opulence, do they?!